nother week, another jackpot. This week’s winner is h0neybadger, who hit a straight flush for $80K at $25/$50 AOF tables. What moniker more appropriate than an animal fearless in pursuit, coursing with adrenal berzerk as it charges toward larger foes. Honey might be sweet, but this ground-dinosaur isn’t.

That’s enough money to buy a racehorse, with change left over for a mound of shoes or a chocolate computer. $80,602.42; you could be next.